So, you want to post a picture of your most prized organ to a woman you met on a dating site? Here is how to do it correctly.
Dick pic 101
This is not a joke, guys. Women of all ages have been complaining to me about this issue. Just one single picture of this kind may leave such a bad taste in a woman’s mind that she will drop out altogether from the online dating scene. (Another issue that girls complain about is guys asking women for nude photos, but that’s a matter for another conversation.)
So, let’s get to the nitty-gritty of dick pics, shall we?
How to post photos of your genitals to women
Some of you might have been doing it without knowing how to do it right, while others are shocked to learn this has been happening on the Internet.
As a woman, I can tell you this: There is NO woman in this world who have been using social networks or dating sites for longer than a week that didn’t get a dick pic.
So, if you think you are doing something special, you are definitely not. She has seen it before, I assure you. Moreover, she now thinks you are a total dick, for doing that.
Maybe that’s just your way of showing appreciation of her beauty. If you have thought this is what women would like to look at when they meet you, you may be surprised to find out what they really think.
The image below was created by some woman who obviously got enough of dick pics and decided to explain to mere men what all other females think of that.
What a kind soul… Most other females frown in disgust and block the offender, then probably swear to never expose themselves to a possibility of getting such mails ever again and cut off their online connections with unknown males.
Indecent exposure before Internet
Exhibitionists existed before the world wide web gobbled the humankind. I remember as a girl going to Sochi in Russia at the age of 19 and seeing a young man masturbating in front of the windows of a whole hotel at the back yard. It was shocking and pitiful at the same time. He had a long coat and looked very nervous. What surprised me was that he wasn’t old and ugly. I had never seen a man doing something like this before.
My friends who grew up in Ukraine said they had guys like this hiding in the bushes of a park that they had to pass on the way to school. They would always laugh and run as fast as they could. These guys were considered crazy but harmless. You realize that you are in the same boat with those types if you send pictures of your private parts to women you met on a dating site.
Russian girls even have a name for these types: pizdostradalets (it means literally pussy-sufferer and it’s a profanity). You position yourself in the worst possible way if you do it.
So, the simple truth is, if you want this woman to like you, don’t send her your dick pic.
Sending a photo of your penis is a way of admitting deep mental health issues, nothing else. But it does reflect poorly on our site, this is why if any man does it here, the account is immediately blacklisted. Just to let you know.
If you still desire to send a photo of your penis to women, this is how to do it safely. Anything else, your mail is not going to be appreciated and if you did it on a street, you would be prosecuted.
The only time when it’s OK to send your dick pic to a woman
It’s when she asked you for that.
Even then, think twice… Anything you send may stay online forever. Would you be OK with a screenshot of your mail (even if you are not sending a depiction of your own organ but a photo you downloaded online) to show up in searches for your name? I can only guess, but probably not.
If you wouldn’t want this image to be published on the front page of your local newspaper while identifying you by the name, abstain from sending such images to women.
You may think that ladies should be curious whether you still can get it up. I can tell you for sure, they are not.
But if you don’t believe me, it would be appropriate to first ask something along the lines, “Would you like a picture of my erected penis?”
If she answers positively and doesn’t block you on the spot, feel free to share digital depictions of your treasure.
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I was expecting more general tips like: don’t make a bathroom selfie dick-pic; don’t forget to smile nicely and always wear a clean shirt (unless of course you make a close-up dick-pic, then you can forget about the shirt and the smile).
Henk, you always have the best ideas 😀
Funny, but it still is a constant reality. Some female friends of mine always complain about this happening to them. Mostly they say “so many sicko’s” in online dating. I would have to agree with them on the basis they have shown me what is in their inbox on dating sites. Good fun article but seriously these guys are obviously very sick in the head and despicable in how they think about women and treatment of someone you don’t know but want to meet? If you are a respectable, kind and empathetic man – get you dick away from the… Read more »
Benjiman,
So true.
I don’t understand men who are doing that, what are they looking for? A shock effect? I asked one guy on our site who women complained about (he actually sent a picture with his erected organ AND his face [facepalm]. He said because he was over 50, women might have been worried whether his penis was still operational [shaking head in disbelief, eye-roll]. This is why I am saying, that’s the last thing on the girl’s mind when she meets someone online.
The first thing: “Please NOT Another Sicko…” 😮
I must be the most naive guy in the world. I read this and actually thought it was meant to be a joke. I can’t imagine any man doing this. If a woman sent me a pic with the camera focused on her private parts, I would really be grossed out. I would have assumed this type of thing takes place on a “swingers” website but not on a place like this. Totally gross!
William, you are so right!
I never really understood how men decide to send women photos of their erected dicks. What’s are their thoughts? Oh, if she sees it, she will fall in love with me immediately? Don’t they know a better way to show their appreciation ? I sincerely hope that more men will read these tips and draw some conclusions.
If a woman requested a dick pic my answer would always be no, why? because i am an ice cream man and i do not know who would see the pic, what if a parent saw the pic and spread the word, i saw Russell with his meat and two veg hanging out on a dating site, catastrophe, other parents would stop their kids from coming to my ice cream van, i would tell the lady if she wanted to see my dick it would have to be in my hotel room or some other private venue.
Russell, 😀 😀 This will NEVER happen. Really, I have never heard that women would ask a man to send a dick pic or a nude photo, or even a shirtless photo. In all my 19 years on the Internet managing a dating site, I haven’t heard about men complaining of women asking for photos of their private parts or women sending them something indecent. It’s aleays the other way around. But I have read some stories about scammers asking men to do things on camera and then blackmailing them to send these pics or videos to all their Facebook… Read more »
Wow, every day you can learn that you still have innocence to lose. Thank you for that… I think 😉
These are extremely sick and shallow minded individuals that obviously have nothing else to offer. They should be confined in a ZOO with the Baboons!!!
Ah too bad to leave such advice. Any man of that mentality should be filtered based on his idiotic actions and this advice may get him to think twice. Now it will take a woman much longer to realize what a scumbag he likely is… well I suspect he won’t be able to hide it for long regardless!
Honestly, if this article needs to be written, I don’t think people who need this advice should get it. If they lack that much common sense, they should live with failure and that will lessen the competition for the more serious people. …just saying.
Blake,
This article needed to be written. So that when girls at customer support get complaints from women, they can send offenders a link. And the consequence for you is that women, once they get a dick pic, simply stop using the site and delete their profiles. So it doesn’t help your chances to meet someone, quite the opposite.