So, you want to post a picture of your most prized organ to a woman you met on a dating site? Here is how to do it correctly.

Dick pic 101

This is not a joke, guys. Women of all ages have been complaining to me about this issue. Just one single picture of this kind may leave such a bad taste in a woman’s mind that she will drop out altogether from the online dating scene. (Another issue that girls complain about is guys asking women for nude photos, but that’s a matter for another conversation.)

So, let’s get to the nitty-gritty of dick pics, shall we?

How to post photos of your genitals to women

Some of you might have been doing it without knowing how to do it right, while others are shocked to learn this has been happening on the Internet.

As a woman, I can tell you this: There is NO woman in this world who have been using social networks or dating sites for longer than a week that didn’t get a dick pic.

So, if you think you are doing something special, you are definitely not. She has seen it before, I assure you. Moreover, she now thinks you are a total dick, for doing that.

Maybe that’s just your way of showing appreciation of her beauty. If you have thought this is what women would like to look at when they meet you, you may be surprised to find out what they really think.

The image below was created by some woman who obviously got enough of dick pics and decided to explain to mere men what all other females think of that.

What a kind soul… Most other females frown in disgust and block the offender, then probably swear to never expose themselves to a possibility of getting such mails ever again and cut off their online connections with unknown males.

Indecent exposure before Internet

Exhibitionists existed before the world wide web gobbled the humankind. I remember as a girl going to Sochi in Russia at the age of 19 and seeing a young man masturbating in front of the windows of a whole hotel at the back yard. It was shocking and pitiful at the same time. He had a long coat and looked very nervous. What surprised me was that he wasn’t old and ugly. I had never seen a man doing something like this before.

My friends who grew up in Ukraine said they had guys like this hiding in the bushes of a park that they had to pass on the way to school. They would always laugh and run as fast as they could. These guys were considered crazy but harmless. You realize that you are in the same boat with those types if you send pictures of your private parts to women you met on a dating site.

Russian girls even have a name for these types: pizdostradalets (it means literally pussy-sufferer and it’s a profanity). You position yourself in the worst possible way if you do it.

So, the simple truth is, if you want this woman to like you, don’t send her your dick pic.

Sending a photo of your penis is a way of admitting deep mental health issues, nothing else. But it does reflect poorly on our site, this is why if any man does it here, the account is immediately blacklisted. Just to let you know.

If you still desire to send a photo of your penis to women, this is how to do it safely. Anything else, your mail is not going to be appreciated and if you did it on a street, you would be prosecuted.

The only time when it’s OK to send your dick pic to a woman

It’s when she asked you for that.

Even then, think twice… Anything you send may stay online forever. Would you be OK with a screenshot of your mail (even if you are not sending a depiction of your own organ but a photo you downloaded online) to show up in searches for your name? I can only guess, but probably not.

If you wouldn’t want this image to be published on the front page of your local newspaper while identifying you by the name, abstain from sending such images to women.

You may think that ladies should be curious whether you still can get it up. I can tell you for sure, they are not.

But if you don’t believe me, it would be appropriate to first ask something along the lines, “Would you like a picture of my erected penis?”

If she answers positively and doesn’t block you on the spot, feel free to share digital depictions of your treasure.

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